Maybe you’re only going to wear it once, but should you trash it?
Some brides trash their dress just for the photos (is there any other reason?). They dive into lakes, jump in the ocean, splatter paint, even set the dress on fire (that one looks completely insane right on the face of it. DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!).
As I mentioned in my “Queen For A Day” post, in more than three hundred and fifty weddings I’ve never been asked to do a “Trash The Dress” photo session. Maybe it’s just the kind of people who hire me, or maybe we live in a more straight-laced section of the country (although it’s not conservative, that’s for sure), or maybe the whole thing is a little less common than people think. There aren’t any statistics to tell us how many brides actually opt for it.
But none of that stops me from having an opinion (surprise!). I’ll be blunt and go right to the point: I don’t get it. Sure, I can see it makes for some really cool pictures, but wouldn’t the appeal of those images wear off after a while? Aren’t the photos that matter those that tell the story of your actual wedding: the smiles, tears, laughs, and hugs? I just can’t see how a heavily orchestrated clown show would somehow trump the emotions of the real thing. But that’s just me. And if someone asked? Sure, I would do it. As always, you should do whatever makes you happy.
According to accepted legend, this all started with a Las Vegas wedding photographer in 2001 and quickly became trendy. But now let’s talk about the logistics and the bottom line. The average American wedding dress costs about $1100, ranging from the $500 bargains to the $6000 (and up) designer models. Is that really something you want to wear once and grind into the dirt, or submerge in a swamp, or make into a kindergartner’s finger painting? I imagine if the worst you do is jump into a swimming pool, the dress can bounce back after a trip to the cleaners. But these other scenarios spell doom for all that taffeta and tulle. When you factor in hiring the photographer for another day sometime after the wedding, it gets to be a pretty expensive set of gag photos. If you’re in the one percent, by all means go for it, but the rest of us might want to think about it.
When I think of all the hours (days? weeks? months? years?) of anguish that go into selecting the dress, and the full day of primping to make it look just right, I’m amazed that anyone would want to chuck it out like last year’s softball uniform. And I’ve seen heroics performed to save gowns from catastrophe. The mom who had to remove some runaway marinara sauce from the front of her daughter’s dress about an hour before the ceremony comes to mind. After all that, were they just going to douse it with Prego? Don’t think so.
And while I’m on this rant, what about the potential sentimental value? At my own wedding my wife wore a gorgeous wedding gown that had been worn by her mother, her aunt, her sister, and two cousins. Would you turn that into something you use to polish the car? It’s still in the attic, just in case someone in generation next takes a shine to it.
But as always, I can be totally wrong about this. Send me a comment and let me know. And if you’re going to trash your dress, by all means be safe! Those dresses get really heavy when they’re wet, and the gators in that swamp move mighty fast.
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