Few rituals at a wedding reveal more of the character of the bride and groom than the dancing, especially that first dance. They occupy the full range from the sublime to the ridiculous, and all points in between. For some it’s almost more important than the ceremony, fussed over and hyper-rehearsed to the point that it has all the spontaneity of D-Day. Others get it over with as fast as they can, making sure everyone else gets out there so they can hide in the crowd of gyrating bodies. It’s often an occasion for comedy, intentional or not. And some couples are perfectly happy with music playing, and if anyone wants to dance it’s fine with them.
And where did the idea of the “First Dance” originate? It comes to us from centuries of tradition in formal dances from many cultures, the common thread being that the guests of honor at any big affair start the dancing. The French had their minuet, the Brits their quadrille, and the Russians their polonaise. The tradition at weddings was for the couple to share a first waltz, but now that’s about as popular as inviting the guests along to see the marriage consummated. (Yes, they used to do that. Imagine it in the youtube era.) So it was a short hop, skip, and foxtrot to the present day when the dance is more an opportunity to show off the results of those expensive lessons you took, or to have the DJ play the most romantic song you can think of as you glide around the room to the teary ooohs and aaahs of family and friends. But there’s nothing that says you have to do any of this, and I’ve seen receptions with no ceremonial first dance or any dancing at all.
I’ve been to hundreds of wedding receptions and witnessed a wide variety of musical hits and misses. They generally fall into one of these categories:
- The Romantics. They hold each other close and sway to something like At Last by Etta James or Have I Told You Lately That I Love You (Van Morrison, NOT Rod Stewart. The first person who told him he could sing must have loved the sound of cats in heat on the back fence.)
- The Professionals. These guys are just flat out great dancers. They’re so good they don’t break a sweat (see video below). Dancing is clearly a big part of their lives, and it shows. They can dance to anything, but jitterbug standards like In The Mood suit their style just fine.
- The DWTS Wannabes. These dances are painful to watch. They’ve taken lessons, and rehearsed endlessly in their living room. But some people can dance, and others shouldn’t try. You see them counting out the beats between clenched teeth and glaring icily at each other when they screw up, and you wonder if the marriage can survive the opening number. They can’t dance to anything, but they always pick something with complex rhythms so they look extra awkward.
- The Quickies. They take to the floor, start to sway, and the DJ almost immediately invites everyone else out onto the floor. They generally pick an old hit like Rock ‘n Roll Music by the Beatles to appeal to the widest possible demographic.
- The Surprise Dancers. This has become really popular. The couple starts out like The Romantics (see above) and then feign shock as the music shifts to something decidedly different (Thriller is a top choice) so they can go into their heavily rehearsed routine. Even though no one is surprised any more, everyone loves it.
- The Flightless Birds. Some novelty dances never seem to go away although some, thank God, do become extinct. (Hear much Electric Slide or Cotton-Eyed Joe lately? Me neither.) What I’m seeing more of is the Penguin Dance, and the Chicken Dance just never gets old.
- The Wild Bunch. These party animals want to pull out the stops right away and never look back. Why wait until later in the evening for You Shook Me All Night Long or Don’t Stop Believing? Just turn that amp up to 11 and rock on.
As always, do whatever suits your style and don’t let anyone else (especially your DJ) tell you what kind of music you should play, or that there has to be dancing at all. It’s your party, and if you want to do the Macarena, go for it. Who knows? It might just make a comeback thanks to you.
What did you play at your wedding? A hit or a miss?
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