With all the planning you’re expected to do for a wedding these days, it’s a wonder anyone actually manages to get married at all. Granted, there are some reasons why the whole process can take forever (your heart is set on the one ideal venue, you’re waiting for that big promotion, your mother is finishing her second year of Peace Corps service) and a few reasons why maybe it should (exactly how well do you know that other person, anyway?). But logistical difficulties and extensive background checks aside, it just seems like there are so many things that need to get done before that knot can even think about getting tied. It’s surprising nowadays to find any couple that goes from engaged to married in under a year — most, it seems, are closer to two.
Of course, this is exactly what the behemoth that is the wedding industry wants you to think. Like being in a shopping mall, the longer you hang around, the more money you’re likely to spend. Sure, simple flowers are nice, but after thinking about it, why not spring for the elaborate centerpieces? Don’t you think this veil would look nicer with a sparkly headband? What if we do favors like the ones at Cousin Leslie’s wedding instead? I’m pretty sure there’s a direct correlation between the length of an engagement and the amount of money the couple ends up spending, and I’m definitely sure that all those smiling vendors are aware of this, too. (Certainly, there are exceptions to this — long engagements because of illness, travel, military deployment and any and all other sorts of complications. But we’re talking about your average, garden-variety process here)
Again, I think there are some very legitimate factors that can merit a long engagement. Maybe your families are spread out all across the globe and uniting them is a headache you just keep putting off. Maybe you — or someone’s family — was uncomfortable with the idea of you living together as a couple before you were engaged, and you want to test-run the whole thing for a while to make sure you can cohabitate without someone getting murdered over dirty dishes. Maybe you really do need to have that venue and it isn’t available until 2017. Maybe you have your own, very excellent, reason why there’s just no rush to the aisle (the tax benefits aren’t that great, after all).
But it is worth thinking about why the wait happens. Is it to test the waters, because the whole idea of planning stresses you out too much to even get started, or just to get all your proverbial ducks in order? Do you really need two whole years to plan a party, or are you listening a bit too much to the wedding planners and magazines who conveniently happen to profit from this kind of thing? Is someone nervous about even committing to the idea of the commitment (warning: this may be something to sort out before opening a joint bank account)? Or does it come from the school of, “if you’re going to do something, do it right?”
Or is it all just a number, in the end?
[Warning: Extra-long engagements may result in uncontrollable Sesame Street character voices.]
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